Could you imagine waking up in bed, next to me? I ask you this in the first seconds of this video, and the operative verb is "IMAGINE," because it'll NEVER, EVER happen. NOT YOU: waking up next to a beautiful, sexy woman after a sleepless night of mind-blowing sex. YOU: waking up next to tissues, loneliness, an empty mattress, and a computer paying my clips on loop. It's tough love, but somebody has to tell you.