It's not your fault you have a useless dick, a quick dick that never stays hard for long, a pathetic dick that spunks everywhere before you've even started.. It must be horrible to have premature ejaculations, never being able to enjoy sex properly and never being able to satisfy a woman. How many have laughed in your face? I used to laugh at all the sad losers in the strip club that had the wet patch in their jeans, you are that loser.. I laugh at you!