Hey LOSER. So you need some jerk off instructions, huh? Okay, I'll give you some, but tonight you're going to hump your pillow. That's right, hump your pillow, not a pussy or even your hand, because you're such a virgin loser. So get your pillow ready for the ride of it's life! I'll show you just how to hump it and thrust your hips into it, verbally humiliate the fuck out of you AND I'll make you lick your sticky mess off it, too!