I look at you losers while wearing a slinky black dress. I tell you to get out your wallet and SPEND on my wishlist. I talk about how I never buy anything - furniture, clothing, everyday essentials, luxury goods -- and I go through my list and tell you how I need my list cleared ASAP. It's time to stroke with one hand and hold you credit card in another. Want to shop my list? Time to ask me for the link.