Lounging on my luxury couch, I sit in my tight dress and take a break from texting to tell you about how I'm going to make even MORE money from you. You won't just reimburse me, but you'll double it so that I actually MAKE MONEY by spending. Think of yourself as my walking loser rewards and ca$h back card! Remember: when you ask to reimburse me, get to the front of the line by asking, "Can I double that, Goddess?"