Every day is like Christmas for me: presents and presents and more presents on your loser dime! But what’s it like when I’m gone for nearly three weeks? I need my own holiday: Goddess Day! I show you my entire haul -- expensive limited-edition hardcover books, slinky dresses, jewelry, pricy electronics, and of course, lingerie and bikinis to wear for my hot boyfriend (not a loser like you). Watch me open presents and wave them in your face like a brat, all while knowing I didn’t pay a thing - you did! Don’t you wish you had an expense-free life, loser? Jealous of these other betas? Then ask me about my wishlist.