Having a small dick means you're plagued with neuroses, angst, and obsession over how teeny and tiny you are relative to your endowed alpha peers. It means your little dumb mind goes running astray constantly with self-doubt. It's time to calm down, breathe, stare at me, and try to gain some self-acceptance. Look at me and my cleavage as I instruct you to breathe and... recalibrate... how you think. Instead of feeling shame and trying to be normal, you should be thankful you've arrived in my understanding and empathetic hands. I instruct you to relax and fall in calmly to your new life under my tender care. Life with an itty bitty clitty doesn't have to be miserable. Watch and see.