It's tax day, loser! This is your reminder of what you are: a heartbroken LOSER (or should I say LO$ER) who'll never get any closer to me other than paying and being reminded of what you are. What grown man pays money to beautiful women for nothing in return, other than being told he's pathetic? Oh, wait, you! Losers! If you're really good, and you really want to show what a loser you're on, buy this clip again and again, each time your "dick" twitches and you get excited.