Freak show!!! That's what all of you are to me. And now I'm sharing the freak show with my friends! They'll hear all about how you get off on spending money on me, shove things up your butt; when I tell you to, get hard clearing my wish lists; and jerk off by yourself watching my videos. It' the freak show, starring my little stable of betas, sucks, losers, virgins, and my favorite, paypiggies! Thanks so much for the entertainment. Off to tell another friend about you!