Ah, the adult virgin: sad, lonely, pathetic, and of course, socially rejected. Think I'm here to comfort you? Think again. I'm actually here to rub it in your face and demolish what thin shards of self-esteem remain. You're going to watch this, absorb the insult, and then add ca$h to it all by paying your monthly VIRGIN TAX. Winners in the game of life have been taunting it in your face your whole life. Why not complete the circle by paying for their lifestyles, in this case, mine?