It's Cyber Monday. Think you're going to spend money on fancy gadgets? Think again. You'll instead be shooting ca$h my way, buying this overpriced ripoff clip. Don't pout and act like you don't like it. I know that automatic twitch that occurs between your pants when you send me your ca$h. Click, stroke, cum, repeat! Love my middle finger? Yeah you do. Happy, Cyber Monday, freaks!