You are too fucking old. You’re worthless. What purpose do you even serve anymore? It’s not like you could please me sexually. I’d never fuck an old fart like you. You probably need Viagra. Well you aren’t completely useless. Are you? I know you love staring at me. You love being around me. Want to be around me more? I think we can work something out. I can make you useful to me. I have some jobs for you if you want to be in my life. I lay out all the things you’re going to do for me…the little errands and tasks so that you can stick around. You’ll also be driving me to and paying for my dates and groceries. Otherwise…..why would you ever be allowed around me? You’re old and gross!