You come into the Doctors office to see about your erectile disfunction. I assure you that this is a very uncommon problem for men of your age. After doing some research online I stumble across a very rare medical condition that affects men with abnormally small penis's. After a discussion I call the front desk girl who writes the prescriptions, as I am describing your very rare condition it turns out that her phone is broken and the messages can only go through the intercom, leaving the entire waiting room to hear about your misfortunate condition.