Newsflash: that stub between your legs is TINY. You have a little dick, and no woman wants a little dick. You see this dildo? This is what a real dick looks like. This is the kind of dick women want. This is the kind of dick I want. Look how long it is…and look at the girth! It’s sooooo big. I love big dicks! That thing you have between your legs is teeny. It could NEVER satisfy me. I’d never let it near me. It’s pathetic! This large cock. This is the kind I want in my mouth…the kind of want to suck. I can’t even fit in all the way in. God it’s so hot! This is the kind of cock I want inside of me. This is the kind of cock I want to fuck me. This is what a real man’s cock looks like….not that little stump between your legs. Let me show you how a real man jerks off: with two hands! All you need are two fingers! Hahahaha. So weak and pathetic. You’re not a real man, and you never will be. You’re not even allowed to call that thing between your legs a dick anymore. No. It’s an itty bitty clitty, and that’s what you’ll refer to it as from now on. Women don’t want itty bitty clitties. You don’t deserve pussy. Nope. Never. You deserve to be denied, degraded, and humiliated. You only deserve to hump your hand. And when I say hand…I mean stroking with those two fingers. You really lost the evolutionary game. I on the other hand…I really lucked out. I’m a hot girl with amazing tits and a nice ass.