Everything about our relationship is just so very...dull. Boring. Vanilla. I thought at first that you were something different from my normal type, and it turns out that was true. I date hot guys. Rich guys. Guys who know how to fuck. You knew all of this and yet you still turned out to be so blindingly average. I wouldn't have minded if you were dropping serious ca$h on me, but you didn't even do that. So I started thinking more about my ex. And it made me realise how much I needed to feel like a woman again. So guess what? I have a surprise video for you. I hope inspires some sort of emotion in you, because God knows that you didn't show much towards me. Enjoy it,