So, this fucking loser of a delivery guy tried to use My number to flirt with Me. This is not only completely unacceptable and unprofessional, it is also the DUMBEST thing this idiot could have done. Of all the stunningly beautiful Women in the world, he thought he could stand a chance against THIS BITCH. Before I got him fired, I had some fun with him. I posted his information to My friends, fans, and followers. I lectured him at length on what a piece of trash he is and why his actions deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Then I made a video, just for him. It's safe to say that he will never be able to look a Woman in the eye ever again, and that his balls are secure inside My purse. Did he really think he had a flying chance with ME? Is he suffering from a debilitating illness that fills his head with jizz? I am so above this loser, I am actually offended that he even tried to make light conversation with Me, let alone wrote a gross, pathetic text to My phone. Well, bitch, you're more famous than you ever wanted to be - have fun in your next slave labor job scrubbing toilets or something. Ewwww.