Well, well, well. It's been forever since we last had sex. I mean...forever! But it all makes sense now. While I was waiting for you to come home I thought I would watch some Netflix, but what did I find open on your browser history? Porn. And not just any porn, oh no. Male cum eating clips! PAGES ON PAGES of them. So it seems that now I know what you want, and I'm ready to give it to you. But first I made sure I videoed and documented ALLLLLLL of your browser history, and our whole encounter, so you better get to stroking, and open up wide, or who knows who these videos will make their way to...