You have a small dick. You already know this but you like to live your life pretending that no one else does. So, obviously, you feel guilty. You need a reminder. No matter how many times you do stupid little dick things in your daily life, no one is bold enough to call you on the reason why. It's because your dick is small. I'm not afraid to say it. It does crack me up though, so I can't help laughing at you while I'm setting you straight. Your ego is a joke to me, just like your dick. Don't think this emotional leveling won't come at a cost though. It's time to learn the real purpose of your little bitty dick.