What a deal. You're not cheap or broke. You're a tough guy. You're definitely not affected by conditioning and the mental reprogramming techniques that I'm known for. You're not going to "fall for it." You're not like "those guys" who spend thousands and thousands of dollars on me. Just because you spend a lot of time thinking about me doesn't mean that I'm inside your mind. It doesn't mean that you're weak for me. You have things under control...You'd never slip off the edge for me, go deep and purge for me. Not you. You're in charge. You can indulge your fascination sensibly. It's just $5. It's just money. It doesn't mean you're hooked.