Having some type of relationship with Me (being My sub), is SO much better than having a girlfriend. Having a girlfriend would be lame. Lame and expensive. You're a loser, so it's not like you'd get a cool, hot girlfriend. You'd get an ugly, boring, vanilla girlfriend. And even if you did get a girlfriend, you'd still be craving Me. And naturally you'd have to pay to speak to Me - which you wouldn't be able to do because you'd have spent all your loser money on lame loser dates with your lame loser girlfriend. So basically, stay single, stay pussy free and stay a totally addicted jerkaholic loser for Me!