Starring Clover Baltimore (Twitter @cloverbaltimore) and Johnny Hopkins (@johnnyxhopkins) - I always had the sneaking suspicion that my brother's new wife was a slut. Maybe it's cuz she's a little flirty, maybe it's the fake lashes, the fact that she never leaves the house without heels on, or the yoga pants. Maybe it's cuz we all know she used to be a stripper... I creeped on her phone when she was making me lunch today and I saw DMs in her instagram of her and some redneck sending nudes back and forth and dirty talking. I had to confront her, cuz I was PISSED she'd do that to my brother, but once she said "Johnny, I'll do ANYTHING so you don't tell your brother", I wondered how much I could get out of her. I told her I wanted to see those tits for real, and not only did she let me feel them up, but she dropped her slutty thong and spread her pussy for me, begging me not to tell my brother how much of a slut she is...