Of course you're fat , but you're nowhere near my best pig. You have funds to go before your fat takes over your life . Commit yourself into morphing into a squealer. You're already so over weight , Your stomach wide , stretch marks on every inch of your torso , but its not good enough . I want my pig to be bed-ridden . I want you to have to depend on friends and family to take care of you . From bed pans to sponge baths .... that's the end goal . We'll start slow , with a 10lb gain . I tell you to eat only fattening foods and get on your hands and knees at every meal to eat like a pig . Oink Oink Loser .