I have a position I want you to fill. I want you to be my personal toilet. Its so inconvenient to have to stop what I'm doing to use the toilet when you could be right there consuming my waste. I want to have you as my human toilet but I don't know if you can do the job well enough, so we are going to do a run through. You're going to gulp my golden nectar from this glass without flinching. If you can do that then you'll be allowed to sip it right from the source as my personal toilet. Don't forget my behind, because your tongue is going to become my toilet paper. I explain the ins-and-outs of what is necessary to be able to serve me in such an intimate fashion.