The Rules of No Nut November are as follows: - You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form. - Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can't nut. - You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then tribute $25 and consider yourself out. - You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, tribute $100 and you're out. - If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December - Look, man, just don't nut in 30 days. If you are reading this in the month of November and haven't nut yet, may willpower be on your side.