Your girlfriend and I have been getting quite close lately. In fact, one might think, TOO close. Well if that's what you're thinking, it's because it's true. A few weeks ago, after a long night at the bar, she slept over at my house, and admitted to me she's never cum. NEVER had an orgasm. She also told me about your incredibly small pathetic penis. What kind of friend would I be if I let her go though life never experiencing one of life greatest pleasures? I told her I could make her cum without even breaking a sweat. Of course she was in for it. And guess what? She's been mine ever since! That's why she doesn't fuck you anymore. She would rather fuck me and my strap-on, or have me eat her out, and let's face it...even my fingers are better than your dick. Don't believe me? Sit down beta boy, let me give you a play by play!