Oh, it's my tiny dick loser! How are you, you pathetic, useless beta? Today I'm going to show you what size is the bare minimum to please me - spoiler: it's more than twice your size! I'm also going to tell you how it would end up if you tried to hook up with me... I would burst into laughter the second you drop your pants and head back to the bar to find a real man to fuck me! Hahaha, you get off so much when you hear me say all these mean things, don't you? That makes you even more pathetic..