You deserve a good testicle kicking. I am going to turn your testicles into mush. First, I would flatten that right testicle. Squish it. Break your two testicles. Your scrotum will feel all this pain. You’ll feel the heel of my shoe pressed into that right testicle, squeeze down, crush it. Then, I’m going to stomp down as hard as I can on your sensitive left testicle. Pull my heel back up and crush it again and again. I wonder how much weight it would require to completely crush a human testicle? Pop right on top of the right testicle. I will destroy your testicles. Your scrotum will ache. You are so weak for having testicles. I’ll make you truly suffer by obliterating your testicles. Pulverizing your two testicles is my best skill. I’m gonna kick each of your testicles until they swell up and turn purple. There's gonna nothing left in your sack but testicle purée. You’re gonna have to go to the hospital after I’m through with your testicles.