ORDER: Come into toilet holding butt. "I got to sh**t sooo bad." Sit on toilet and fart away. Take off shoe and cross leg over to itch toes showing sole to camera. "Damn these itchy toes." After another fart, "I got diarrhea. Damn." Fart couple more times. End scene. Come back to toilet holding belly. "I gotta go!" Sit down and fart away. "My belly is on fire." Cross leg over and itch toes showing sole to camera. "Itchy itchy." Fart some more. End scene. Come back to toilet holding butt. "Not going to make it." Fart then sit down. Fart away while itching toes. "Athletes foot. Diarrhea. Uhh why me." Keep farting away. End scene. One last trip to toilet. Run to toilet. Rip pants down and fart away.