It's been such a long time since you've felt pleasure. It seems like an eternity! Well, Goddess Angel knows what's been going on with your love life and has all the answers for you! Turns out .. beta bitches don't get laid! You're meant to stay completely fucking sexless forever! Duh! Who on the planet would ever fuck a loser like you. Stay positive though, pet... Angel has a place in Her kingdom for you.