You could be and do so much more than just a petty, dishonest husband. Without that wife you'd be completely at my beck and call. Subservience and submission would be your life. Wifey is distracting you from fulfilling your full potential. She'd divorce you anyway if she knew the things you did for me. Spare her the humiliation and do the right thing. Imagine what I could make you do once she's gone.