Who said sex has to be conventional? With a dildo, all your dreams can come true! My dream: fucking a freshly cut eight foot pine tree, prone and bound on the floor for the taking. How else to get into the holiday spirit than to cum while riding your future Christmas tree, and have your inner thighs smell pine-fresh for the rest of the day? This video is super camp to start, with cute silent movie title cards as your favourite damsel in (horny) distress has a lightbulb moment, but the mood soon devolves to pure debauchery as I forget the absurdity of the situation and start fucking myself silly. It's super hot! Featuring lots of cute sighing, smiling, eye contact, blowjob action, riding from multiple angles, moaning, ass close-ups, and a leg-shaking orgasm. Highly recommended to all fans of plaid, trees, riding, orgasms, and creative smut. | tags: the Canadian stereotypes are true, lumberjill, christmas tree, riding a tree, no really, dildo, lumberjack, plaid, redhead, eye contact, cuteness, BPC (big pine cock)