You think pretty highly of yourself, don't you? You need to be knocked down a peg and humiliated like the lowly slave that you are. The only way to get MY attention is to show me you're willing to work for it! You're going to be spending ALL afternoon on this assignment, completing each and every task that I put before you. You'll need a digital camera to provide me proof that each one has been completed! How low can you go? How creative can you be with each assignment?