I want to have a baby so bad, but you know, I’m still upset that you talked me into voting for Trump. I mean, don’t YOU feel terrible too? It’s really messed up, what we contributed to. The only way I’d feel good about future contributions of ours to the world… Would be if we had a mixed baby. That way we can make up for it. Sperm banks can take such a long time! I found a better solution. I went to an anti-Trump rally and found someone more than willing to put a baby in me. This is the only way. I don’t even think it will feel good, but we have to do it. Here he is… Oh wow, that’s much bigger than I thought! I’ve never been with anyone other than my husband. We need to start slow. Honey, this will be so great. It will be… Oh… yes… He’s making me cum so much! Honey, why don’t you jerk off and cum when he does? It’s like your part of it, huh?