Hey, how was your night, day, and afternoon? Sorry I didn’t call to let you know that I was okay but I had the craziest night last night. It was so crazy that it took me all day to recover enough to drive home. I can see by the look on your face that you’re hoping that I have a sexy story to share with you after being gone all night. I kinda do. I mean I did hook up with a really hot guy and we had wild sex all night. I mean I'm worn out. I’ll tell you all about that in a minute though. You know how we agreed to keep this cuckolding thing between us so that you wouldn’t be embarrassed by the fact that your wife has to fuck other guys to be satisfied? Yeah, everyone knows now. Like, everyone. What do I mean, everyone? Well, I mean everyone. You see when we got to the bar it wasn’t just my friends there, your sisters were there too. So was your cousin. So were some of the guys you work with. I had more than a few rounds, one thing led to another and I left the bar with a guy that I had been grinding on the dance floor all night. Don’t look at me like that. He was really hot, he could dance really well too, and he had an incredible dick that he was grinding into me all night. Yes, I know we said that we would keep it a secret so everyone wouldn’t laugh at you but you had to know that this was going to come out sometime. In fact, I’m glad it’s out in the open so that I don’t have to sneak around town anymore. I can just have fun like I want to. Oh, I know you’re humiliated now but before you do or say something you’ll regret I think that you should think about your options here. I could tell everyone that we’re swingers. I could make it sound like we’re a sexy, fun couple whose so confident in their relationship that we’re okay with having sex with other partners. I could make it sound like I find it so hot that you’re such a stud that I feel almost obligated to let you fuck other girls. Or I could tell everyone the truth. I could tell them how your tiny penis that can’t satisfy anyone. I could tell everyone about how I had to start cheating on you because you’re so inept in the bedroom that you’ve never given me an orgasm. I could tell everyone how you found out I was cheating on you during our honeymoon with a few guys from the waitstaff. I could also tell everyone that I only married you for your money and that you were too stupid to make me sign a prenup. Oh, you don’t want me to tell the truth? That’s what I thought. You will keep the part of the bargain that we agreed to in private though. Go on, pull that pathetic, gross little thing out of your pants and jerk it while I tell you about how last night I actually had good sex. God, you’re a disgusting little man. Make sure you catch your load and eat it when I’m done with you. I want your humiliation to be complete today.