I'm Santa's helper and he's sent Me to you to grant you one wish. Above the fireplace is a magic pair of stockings, and all you have to do is close your eyes and make a wish. Whatever you wish for will appear in the magic stockings. You shut your eyes and make a wish, and when you open them... I am wearing the stockings?! Ha! Your wish is for My feet?!!? Are you sure you don't want a playstation? Or something a bit more normal? No? My feet it is then! But I'm so amused at your wish that I mock you and tease you mercilessly with My socked feet!