Have I Been Naughty or Nice this year? who cares! I'm making my christmas list anyway and pray I get half the stuff on this sheet of paper. All toasty up in my Dabbing Santa sweater and trying to figure what I really want (SEX) of course, plus other things I may enjoy. Wait.....I must be dreaming or had too much of Grandma's special egg nog because Mrs. Claus (Lauren Dewynter) is in the room and looking really HOT!!! Didn't know Santa was into Blondes, but why is Mrs. Claus in my room with a 70s looking bag filled with gifts? She asked me about my list and saw blow job & vagina. Mrs. Claus didn't heistate to do the deed realizing She's a BBC freaky! freaky! kind of woman doing tricks on my dick I never dream about. I guess the saying is true, 'It's the most wonderful time of the year''