Oh my gosh, I can't believe how short you are! I completely tower over you. Funny how even at only just under six feet tall, I tower over a majority of men. Pathetic how many men are so short! Anything under 6 feet is short for a man & short men are useless to me. The only thing short men are good for is making me feel nice & tall. I show off my tall legs, my big feet and I tease you while standing tall in my velvet lingerie. You really are just a shrimp aren't you? I sit down to level with you, but even then it hurts your head to tilt up to look into my green eyes. Oh short stuff, you'll never get with a tall lady like me.