Happy 4th of July! Are you going to any parties today? Of course not. No one invited you anywhere, which means you're staying home and being teased and denied by yours truly. There's no where you'd rather be anyways. I am going to show you everything you can't have and you're going to stroke to it, just like you always do. I even wore a cute red, white, and blue thong for the occasion. It's most appropriate, given the fact that it's America's birthday and you're never going to see what's inside. That's because you're a loser and I don't associate with losers. I only tease them, use them, and throw them away like trash. The fireworks aren't going to be the only thing exploding today. Get ready to stroke, loser.