You saw my ad and gave me a call, thinking I would be different than the other girls. When I pulled down your pants, however, the reaction was the same: complete and total shock followed by extreme humiliation and incessant laughter. You seriously expect me to spend the night with THAT little thing? Not going to happen. And the $5K you paid to have me here? It's all mine. This is what you deserve for having such a pathetic little dick. If this isn't humiliating enough, I also make sure to mention just how much I love my job. I'm a bonafide nympho who loves to fuck... men with big dicks. Yours will never make the cut, which means no pussy for you, even if you pay for it. LOSER.