I make you so much happier than your wife does! It's true! You're absolutely miserable in your marriage. That sexless, nagging cunt has nothing on me. I'm so playful, so shiny, so CIRCUSY! I am a living, breathing, erotic Circus. You're shackled to her, but you LOVE me. No one could blame you for dedicating your cock to a Clown. I say we dump the bitch! Dump her for a superior CLOWNY PRINCESS.