OMG!! Your wife hates fucking you as it is. She avoids it at all costs! You barely get pity-fucked on special occasions anymore. You are such a turn-off for your wife. Not that you notice much anymore... you're so addicted to jerking your cock for the Clown Queen, you've practically forgotten you're married! You get sooo HORNY for me! I'm practically saving your marriage by allowing you to fantasize about my candy pussy as you shove your gross hubby-cock into your equally gross wife. What oh what oh what would your wife think if she found out about your Clown Slut addiction though?? Strudel, I bet she would LEAVE you. That's just TOO WEIRD! Should I tell her?! Hahahaha!