You've asked me to talk to you in the bath, underwater, and I'm delighted to do so! I semi-submerge my face so that I can breathe through my nose but only speak through my mouth which is under the water. Can you understand what I'm saying? I come up a few times and re-submerge, but mostly, I just talk under the water, blowing bubbles as I do so, and changing angle so you can see my mouth from different viewpoints. I had such fun!