Thank you so much for coming over tonight babe. I am so happy that we made it to our 6 month anniversary! I feel so happy with you, I just know we are going to make it atleast 6 more. Only.... babe.... I have something I need to tell you. I've been hiding this secret for the past 6 months and I just can't go on hiding it anymore. See.... the thing is.... babe, I have a fart fetish! Oh I am so embarrassed... I've never told anybody that before. I am a really gassy girl and I like to fart for me.... and I like them to smell it too.... but I've never found a man that I thought would accept me for me. Omg babe no way! Are you serious?? You have a fart fetish too? Really?! You mean you wouldn't mind if I did this.... *braaap*? Oh babe! I love you so much! I am so happy I don't have to hide my farts anymore! I can't wait to celebrate our anniversary tonight but I am so glad we didn't go out because I am SO gassy. I guess you don't mind if I let a few farts rip, do you babe?