You read that title correctly. I have a gift for YOU and it involves me pulling down that sexy little red thong right in front of you. Want to guess what your gift is? Nope, it's not that. No... it isn't that either. You're going to become my toilet slave on Valentine's Day! This means you will have a very important job to do on a daily basis, which is all you could ever hope for. Purpose is priceless. To dispose of Goddess waste in your mouth is an honor! You're welcome, loser. Enjoy.