We meet at a party, and you're having a ton of fun. Mingling with pretty girls, imbibing maybe a little too much, and vibing with the social festivities. Your sloppiness ends up embarrassing me in front of my friends, so I invite you up to my room for some "alone time." You're pumped, thinking we're going to hook up, but I have different plans. I act all sweet and innocent, but deep down, I am doing this to ruin your life. I laugh and ask you to strip for me while I record it on my phone. It's sexy and fun! Having fun and stupid, you comply and strip yourself naked. As soon as you take off your boxers, I discover your humiliating secret. You have a TINY penis!! It's like, grossly small! You are so pathetic. Jerk that small thing while I record you. Do it, or I'll tell everyone about your itty bitty runt wiener. The whole world will know how pathetic you are. Do it!