Miss Custard Pie Universe: Tiswas Girl Is Best in Pie! "Tiswas Girl Competes For The Title In A Bikini and evening wear + gets pied" If you only buy one Tiswas Girl Video, this is the one! The announcer introduces the next contestant to Miss Custard Pie Universe... Miss Usa. from Lubbock, Texas it's Tiswas Girl. She shines in the pie posing round wearing her cowboy girl outfit. Then it's the bikini round where contestants have to show they can make... and take... a custard pie. First thing to say is wow! Tiswas Girl looks smoking hot in a bikini. She makes multiple pies and all that movement causes her to jiggle around very nicely in the bikini. Then it's time for the judges to see if she can take a pie. They use 8 pies to trash her... and if you're judging at home, I'm sure you'll agree, she looks incredible and must be in with a chance of the title. Then it's time for the evening wear section. Miss USA is wearing a stunning blue satin number, that will blow your mind (or blow something anyway), whilst holding a pie, and doing her catwalk strut. She makes her final pitch to the judges "In the past year I have been splattered with custard pies in a huge variety of ways. I am the natural heir to Sally James. I will get pied for you... I love it" she tells the judges "Bring on the custard pies" This pitch convinced me, and the judges agree. They declare Miss USA the winner, and she receives the prestigious tiara, and the sash... and of course... the pies. Multiple pies rain down on our gorgeous winner in her elegant ballgown and when they stop... well she uses the final pie to pie herself in the face. and there we leave our triumphant winner... but as a bonus you get 2 minutes of candid behind the scenes footage too.