Mud monstrosity are you? Or just mud curious? Just thinking about it right? My dirty panties- but the dirtier the better, right? As in dirtier than they'd be just going about My business. Well sir, let's drop the confusion and call a spade a spade. you are a mud bitch. you ARE a crud cruncher. You are a disgusting, filthy perv. Normal guys don't get hard dicks from sniffing stinky thongs and prayer for substantial shidmarks! I talk about waste and your dick gets stiff! No denying it. My soild, well-worn panties get you HORNY! And for that you deserve to be humiliated, used, drained and kept away from a normal dating pool. You want panty crud? you'll have to pay handsomely, and you'll never go back! DIRTY PANTIES, PANTY FETISH, WORN PANTIES, WORN CLOTHING FETISH, SMELL FETISH, STINKY, ASS FETISH, ASS SMELLING, DIRTY TALK, DIRTY IND, LOSER HUMILIATION, GROSS, DISGUSTING, MUD MONSTROSITY, CRUD CRUNCHER, FILTH FREAK, BUTT BITCH, FART SNIFFER