Welcome, welcome to the premature ejaculator competition. Today I'll be your referee and I'll test your fast cummer abilities. Didn't you know that being able to cum in seconds could be considered a real super power? That's right - premmies can please themselves and make their cock cum on command - a purest form of self pleasure and de-stressing your day, haha! Now, as you well know, there's no time to lose, so wrap your hand around your cock and cum before the countdown runs out! Ten, nine, is that the best you can do? Eight, seven, just stroke harder and faster, making your dick cum - you want it or not - it's a challenge! Six, five - I'm sure you are more of an avid masturbator than that! Don't you want to win the first premmie prize or not?! Haha, I knew you could do it after all, but don't run around telling girls about our little secret competition - no woman would want to know how fast you can cum! Lol!