It’s time that I sit you down and talk to you about a little problem we’ve been having. You see, as much as I want to, I’m just not able to enjoy our intimate moments together. I know you’re trying, but the best stroke game in the world can’t help the fact that your cock is practically microscopic. Don’t worry! I came up with the perfect solution. We’ll lock up that tiny pindick of yours and fit you with a strap-on! You’ll still get to fuck me, but now you’ll actually be bringing me pleasure with each thrust of your plastic cock. I don’t want to feel your real dick inside me ever again. You only get to fuck me with plastic from now on.