I’m pretty used to the label of “crazy ex” by now. I’m vindictive, and I always come out of every relationship on top. With all the dirt I have on you, you’ll be the laughing stock of all your peers. What, you don’t believe me? You think I’m bluffing? Let me just look through all the evidence I managed to collect while our relationship was coming to its inevitable end. Your friends would never look at you the same again after seeing all the texts we exchanged, the photos you sent, and especially the numerous videos of you greedily begging for my strap. They’d get a real kick out of that, seeing you bent over and moaning like a bitch from my plastic dick. I guess you’ll just have to buy my silence!